Scally Scovilles

The Jacinda - Kiwi & Dill Hot Sauce The Jacinda - Kiwi & Dill Hot Sauce
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The Jacinda - Kiwi & Dill Hot Sauce
£6.50

The Jacinda - Kiwi & Dill Hot Sauce

  • made with kiwis

  • and dill

  • and hot things

  • and called Jacinda because of Jacinda Ardern being a kiwi

The sauce is:

  • dead tasty

  • best seller whenever I’ve done markets

  • green

  • pretty hot but won’t blow yer head off

  • A bangin rub for meat on a barbecue, me mate Ry slapped it on a load of pork last summer and everyone at the table agreed it was banging so if yer don’t like it me mates are either lying to you or me or all of us but they’re honest folk so I think we’re safe to assume you will enjoy this

  • Also goes crazy on a burger and on eggs

  • Is this the best hot sauce for eggs? Hard to tell chief. I make all me hot sauces to go on me eggs

Small Batches, Fresh Ingredients, Bold Flavours.

Simple as.

The Jane - Scotch Bonnet and Mango Hot Sauce The Jane - Scotch Bonnet and Mango Hot Sauce
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The Jane - Scotch Bonnet and Mango Hot Sauce
£6.50

The Jane - Scotch Bonnet and Mango Hot Sauce

  • made with mangoes

  • and scotch bonnets

  • and spices

  • and called Jane because, well, Scotch Bonnet and Mango isn’t the most original of combos is it? So it’s a bit of a Plain Jane.

  • I realise it does not seem like a good idea to describe your sauce as “plain” but I’m in too deep and I’m too honest. The sauce is anything but plain I swear, it slaps something fierce.

The sauce is:

  • the one that started it all

  • dead hot but not like record a YouTube video doing the scally scovilles challenge hot

  • orange

  • Belter in a curry. Making a curry and it’s just not slapping enough? Bang in a tablespoon. Go on now, don’t be shy.

  • Also goes crazy on a burger and on eggs

  • Is this the best hot sauce for eggs? Hard to tell chief. I make all hot sauces to go on eggs

Why start a sauce brand from me tiny kitchen?

Sauces were boring. And I need to buy a house one day. Or a flat.

Or just a pizza.

or just stock imagery so I can stop using this squarespace photo

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